Cuckoo Club Entry Price 2026: Guestlist Fees, Tables & How to Get In

Cuckoo Club on Swallow Street is one of Mayfair's most reliably fun rooms — two floors, a crowd that actually mixes, and a door worth understanding before you go. Here are the current entry prices for 2026, what they include, and how to make sure the number at the door is the one you expected. We arrange Cuckoo Club bookings every week, so these are the figures we confirm night by night.

Cuckoo Club Entry Price at a Glance

Special events — Halloween, NYE, artist nights — run above these figures, and we flag the difference when you book.

How the Guestlist Entry Fee Works

Two separate things people conflate: joining the list is free; entering the club is not. When you join the Cuckoo Club guestlist through us, there's no charge for the booking — the entry fee is paid directly to the club as you walk in, card or cash.

For that fee, Cuckoo's guestlist is one of Mayfair's better deals: complimentary drinks during the night and a host inside the club to keep things smooth. For a girls' night, £20–£30 all-in at a venue of this standard is about as good as Mayfair pricing gets.

Girls, Guys and Group Mix

The guestlist is built around all-female groups — that's who the £20–£30 rate applies to, and entry is smoothest. Mixed groups are accommodated in limited numbers each night, with guys paying £50–£60 and needing to be part of a group with women in it. All-male groups can't use the guestlist at all: the route in is a table booking from £1,000 minimum spend — which, split across a group, often costs each person little more than guestlist entry plus a night of bar drinks would have.

When a Table Beats the Guestlist

Beyond solving the all-male-group problem, a table makes sense when the night matters: guaranteed entry with no door discretion, a private spot across one of the two floors, and dedicated service instead of bar queues. The £1,000 minimum is a bar tab — you order bottles and mixers up to the amount — and we'll quote the exact minimum for your group size, date and preferred spot when you reach out.

On the Night

Cuckoo enforces a smart, elegant dress code — heels or elegant footwear for girls on the guestlist, smart shoes for guys, no sportswear or caps (full rules in our Cuckoo Club dress code guide, and the citywide picture in the London club dress code guide). Arrive before the list closes — guestlist cut-offs are enforced, especially on Saturdays — and have ID ready; the door checks everyone.

Prices at high-demand venues move with the calendar, so treat the figures here as the standard range and let us confirm the exact number for your date. For guestlist or tables, reach out for a Cuckoo Club booking — free to enquire, and we'll answer within minutes on WhatsApp.